By Karen Chance
Dorina Basarab #3
Published October 2nd 2012
This is one of the funniest scenes ever!! I will set it up a little, but Dory and Ray have gone to the store to buy condoms for the Fey in the backyard. They have no clue of sizes so they were grabbing everything on the shelf. But when they get to the front, the cashier assumes they are for Ray and tosses all the big sizes back!
"What are you doing?" the cashier demanded, as Ray grabbed another box. "I ain't rung those up yet."
Ray pulled out the foil package and tossed the box back on the counter. "So ring it up."
She arched her eyebrow, but didn't bother, maybe because she was watching him unbutton his fly. I caught his wrist. "What are you doing?"
"Proving a point."
"Not in the middle of the store, you're not."
"Ain't nobody here," the cashier reminded me, grining. "And ain't no way he's filling that thing out."
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